I’m pretty sure I just invented the best quote ever!
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“It’s not that women haven’t impacted the world, it just that the world hasn’t realized the impact of women.”
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A fairy ring is a naturally occurring ring of mushrooms. They are also known as pixie’s rings, faerie circles, or elf circles. The English believed that fairy rings were where fairies came to dance and celebrate, the mushrooms of the rings were used as stools for the fairies to recuperate during the evenings festivities. (OP)
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How did these two even win the hunger games?
(Source: stay-together-always)
1997 leonardo can get it
I watch that movie omg a-maxing movie
2013 leonardo can get it
Leo in every year if his life can get it
(Source: hydrotoxicity, via 90daysofautumn)
Are they going to hand condoms out to us with ‘safe tumblr’ written on them or what
HA
(Source: idgafimawesome)
I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.”
And I think I actually scared him because his eyes got kind of wide and he just walked away.
(Source: shesdonejim, via stormless-west)
i wish i could say “( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)” in real life
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stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿
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they saved this website from shutting down and they said they’re not changing anything so shut the fuck up (︶ω︶)
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